I've got new haircut I hope that it can make me feel good And i've got a new fake smile I lost my real one when i was a child God kept us on the TV screen So curious to be a friend to me Now i'm sitting sipping on some warm pretzky I want you here to sip along with me Did you mind some microwave chips Eat this and popcorn until i felt sick Keep my feet on the VHS pile Chocolate pepper stache all above my smile I cant deny As much as i try I cant deny But atleast ive got I've got new haircut I hope that it can make me feel good and i've got a new fake smile I lost my real one when i was a child It could be so nice for the thrill of everyday It could be so nice baby It could be so nice With you everynight Baby With you everynight